The Republic of Audrey 56 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.996 billion Audrey 56ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 56ian economy, worth 26.5 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,260 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, every week is blindness awareness week, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, and Audrey 56 has designated Audrey 56 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 56's national animal is the Join Lily.

Audrey 56 is ranked 227,542^nd in the world and 6,070^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.